Roger Dodger, keep it regimental. These blue and red stripes have a military feel and remind us of belonging to a club, a group, a gang. One thing’s for sure - with The Guardsman you’re now part of the exclusive (and ever so slightly subversive) SOXKS Gang. You've joined the revolution. Walk straight, walk tall. Chest out, shoulders back, SOXKS out. A swagger, wink, and finger gun are now all highly recommended, optional gestures. These colourful ruffians exude the wow factor of a bearskin helmet without making your head hot, harming large wild animals, or ruffling your exquisitely sculpted coiffure. Atten-shun!