The Pink Flamingo
The national bird of the Bahamas is one of our favourites, but one thing we don't really understand is why flamingos stand on one leg. We do urge you to give it a try though, because why the funk not? Whether at yoga, in the office or making small talk with minor royalty at the Queen’s Garden Party, please stand on one leg and tuck the other beneath your body. ‘Doing the flamingo’ is a prime position for showing off your spanking new SOXKS and, if no one was laughing at your jokes they'll definitely laugh at your posture while probably also thinking you're the coolest person in the world. One more thing; pat yourself on the back, you have a flamboyance of flamingos on your feet.