A SOXKSwork Orange
Orange is the new black, according to Hollywood. Now according to Confucianism orange is the colour of transformation; a mix of yellow (perfection and nobility) and red (happiness and power). According to SOXKSianism, it's a perfectly noble and happily powerful colour to wear. Just ask the Dutch, tigers and red squirrels, and if you ever find yourself in prison, you've got yourself aonesie! It was tough to find a link to these soxks' movie namesake due to the dark and violent themes but we do not object to anyone 'singing in the rain'. Actually we thoroughly advise it and we can think of no better attire.