Hawaiian Xmas Trees
Ah, Hawaii! That glittering pearl in the Pacific, whose fortuitous longitude mean that it is immune from the vagaries of winter and summer weather elsewhere. At Christmas time, rather than shivering around frosty pine needles, Hawaiians luxuriate in the warmth of palm fronds much like those you see in this design. That's why when Hawaiians go on holiday they go to....Hawaii. And when Hawaiians retire they move to....Hawaii. And why the only Hawaiian ever to leave the islands was Jack Johnson (who very quickly returned). Rumour is that for international performances Jacky boy now uses a body double and has his warbling piped in via satellite. These SOXKS go some way to explaining why.