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We ran a ‘Design Your Own SOXKS’ a while back and the wonderful Beatrice Hug created these spectacular works of art, inspired by the humble London taxi cab. The ‘Hackney Carriage’ or ‘Black Cab’ is an icon in Britain and that’s why we thought it would be great to include it in our collection. Don’t be fooled by the name though, Oxford Circus is a place in London and not an actual circus, so don’t go around trying acrobatics or teaching lions to jump through hoops of fire. London taxi drivers are probably the most knowledgeable people in the world so make sure you test them by asking if they know who made your SOXKS; if they don’t then be sure to educate them. There. You’ve made the world a better place.

• Size Guide

  • EU 40-46, UK 7 - 11, US 8 -12

• Ingredients

  • This pair of SOXKS contains:

    • 63% Combed Cotton
    • 0% Knowledge
    • 25% Nylon
    • 9% Polyester
    • 0% Clown Makeup
    • 3% Spandex

    We have gone to the very furthest lengths, depths, and heights, to ensure that with each wear, these ingredients deliver the following nutritional benefits:

    • 0.8 RDA Sense of Direction
    • 1.2 RDA Value for Money
    • 2.3 RDA Witty Banter

    *Recommended Daily Allowance

• Care

  • Unlike us, you probably don’t keep your SOXKS in a vacuum-sealed, temperature-controlled, optimal-humidity safe, and it’s therefore likely they may sometimes need washing. A lot of care went into making these bad boys, and you owe it to them to show some love in return. Some key points to remember:

    • DO wash in cool water under 30 degrees. Anything much above this, and the sensitive little chaps suffer immensely, crying tears of dye and shriveling into mere shadows of their former selves.
    • DO hand wash if at all possible. Why? Because they’re worth it.
    • DO use your mesh laundry bag if hand washing isn’t possible.
    • DO wash separately from other items for the first two washes.
    • DON’T break the above rules. Please. Thank you.

• Returns

  • We will refund or exchange any item that is defective. Please return the unworn, unused item in its original packaging within 14 days of delivery, stating whether you would like a refund or exchange. We will process your request as soon as possible based on our assessment of your defective item. We take no responsibility for any items lost in the post or delivery. If any items' colours have faded due to not following our care instructions, no return or exchange will be offered.