The Ones That Got Away
Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man how to fish and you feed him for a lifetime. Give a man some SOXKS with fish on, and well, he will probably go hungry but at least his feet will be sheathed in a coat of awesome. The irony in their name is that The Ones That Got Away are going nowhere as long as you wash them in their very own fishing nets. If you think that wearing these SOXKS will make you swim faster or be able to jump up waterfalls then you’re the sort of crazy mofo we like and you should apply to join the SOXKS team. Oh and by the way, The Ones That Got Away are not edible but if you do have some crazy SOXKS fetish then do who are we to judge?