Quash the fear that rises to fever pitch at the thought. Go on. Control your sense of foreboding for long enough to look at a photograph of a family member who came of age during the 1970s. That hair! Those clothes! Those platform shoes! It’s hard to believe, but it actually happened, along with non-ironic roller discos, the 3-day week, and a collective inability on the part of young males to fasten shirt buttons higher than the belly button. These Tretro #2 SOXKS offer a wee taste of that era without the need to wear flared trousers or expose your chest hair. Phew.